As the nation seems hellbent on visiting the coast in ‘summer’ for the purposes of ‘fun’, I find myself having to offer discounts on my nautical tat in order to remind you of the seaside’s true nature. With that in mind, all Rubbish Seaside products on this site are now 10% cheaper than usual. Hurry – the sale ends on the 31st of August, after which my usual, cynical pricing structure will reassert itself with ruthless efficiency!

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