A Gregs lorry has overturned. Do you:
A) Ensure that the driver is ok.
B) Inform the authorities.
C) Loot. Loot like your life depended on it.
If you have answered anything other than C then I’m sorry, but you have failed the Rubbish Seaside Lie Detector Test.
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