Pursue Your Petty Quarrels At A Safe Distance White T-Shirt

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What better way to celebrate ALL THE MASSES OF FUN WE’VE BEEN HAVING IN LOCKDOWN with this handsome t-shirt, featuring my daughter and the mortal enemy next door? You can spend all the money that you would have spanked down the pub on it.

Printed on a 65% Polyester, 35% cotton, 160gsm white tee, you’ll be the envy of the Aldi queue.

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