He lives in a cave! He collects rocks! He’s got a weird zimmer frame and likes to clean people inappropriately! But none of that matters because he’s the only small glimmer of sanity in a seemingly-endless trial-by-absurdity that all new parents have to face! Gawd bless yers, Makka Pakka!
Please note that the red on this sticker has a tendency to fade when exposed to prolonged UV light so I don’t recommend it for outdoor use.