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Eh, come ‘ed, la and welcome to Liverpool – the greatest city in the world where our hearts are as big as our sense of victimhood and the ambient air of menace is matched only by our ability to endlessly refer everything back to ourselves. We’ve got it all though, la: The Beatles, Cilla, a burning hatred for the Murdoch press, Fred the Weatherman – wait, scrub that last one – and you’d do well to pander to our sense of civic exceptionalism if you wish to get on here.
What, sorry – what am I doing? Oh yeah right, silly me – I almost forgot: I’m mugging you. So give us yer wallet before I smash yer face in. Cheers for that, big lad – s’all a bit of fun, isn’t it? We just like a good laff because that’s what we’re like, us Scousers. Now on your way and don’t forget to tell everyone how earthy and authentic everyone is here. See yer!
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