“Yeah, I used to be in a band”
“We once supported [insert C-list also-ran band of yore here]”
“If it wasn’t for everyone having kids, we would have totally made it”
Have these words ever passed your lips? Do constantly you feel the need to remind younger colleagues that you were but inches away from stardom? Would it all have been gravy if it wasn’t for those pesky kids? Then the Failed Musician’s Club is for you! And what better way to display that you never made it than with this fetching 10oz mug?