Yorkshire: Up hill and down dale, the proud, dignified people of these unspoiled lands graft tirelessly in the pudding mills and gumption pits to keep this nation grounded, earthy and honest.
And what do they ask of you? Nothing. Nothing whatsoever, for their reward lies upon the golden shores of Bridlington where they may spend a week getting absolutely shitfaced in minimal clothing and beating seven bells out of each other.
Eeeeeee, it’s a reet sight to behold.