When not dragging the good name of the British seaside through the mud, I like nothing better than to relentless hound Leeds Corn Exchange on social media – a gentle art that I like to think I’ve developed a certain proficiency in. The roots of this conflict are a horrific tangle of many complex, interlocking factors but if I had to boil it down into idiot powder, I would say it’s largely because they have repeatedly refused to exchange my corn – a state of affairs that I cannot and will not abide. You can follow the unfolding unpleasantness by following the #FakeCornExchange hashtag on Twitter but in the meantime, here’s a few of my more recent efforts.
