Category: News

Pursue Your Petty Quarrels At A Safe Distance

Thought I might get into the Covid propaganda game as a bit of an experiment. Should you want to download a glorious A3 sized, 300dpi PDF version to print out and slap on all manner of surfaces, just click on the link below. Yes yes yes, you’re welcomes…

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rubbish lockdown

Enjoying locky-dees and all the associated bells and whistles like wild hair, no income, flourishing alcoholism and cabin fever are we? I thought so. Anyway, to celebrate this once-in-a-lifetime national emergency, I decided to lockdownify a bunch of my posters for you to gawp at. How very bloody nice of me. Now go and buy […]

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Colouring For Covid Kids

You’re bored, your kids are bored and my livelihood’s just been absolutely done in by COVID-19. The solution? This splendid downloadable 18 sheet colouring-in book featuring: Some of fave Rubbish Seaside scuffers! Morrissey in a kebab shop! A dog having a poo! Way more weird Richard Madeley content than is healthy! On top of that, […]

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Zing! The Gloves Are Off!

Exciting developments here at Rubbish Seaside HQ! It appears that the Exmouth poster I released last month so thoroughly boiled the piss of a local artist that she only went and painted her own searing riposte – ouch! Well, so moved was I by her dedication that I’ve only gone and returned the favour. Sally […]

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leeds corn exchange refuse to propaganda poster

No, YOU get a new hobby…

When not dragging the good name of the British seaside through the mud, I like nothing better than to relentless hound Leeds Corn Exchange on social media – a gentle art that I like to think I’ve developed a certain proficiency in. The roots of this conflict are a horrific tangle of many complex, interlocking […]

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Low-Effort Trends for 2017

I’ve had a super-hectic few months where I’ve not really been able to get any work done, but today I actually managed to put in a few hours in front of the ‘putor. So I must have used this time to do something worthwhile, right? Nah – I thought it would be more fun to […]

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ARGHHHHHH! IT’S THE RUBBISH SEASIDE SUMMER SALE!!!

As the nation seems hellbent on visiting the coast in ‘summer’ for the purposes of ‘fun’, I find myself having to offer discounts on my nautical tat in order to remind you of the seaside’s true nature. With that in mind, all Rubbish Seaside products on this site are now 10% cheaper than usual. Hurry […]

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It’s Alive!

Great excite, everyone! After years of faffing about and procrastinating, I’ve finally gone and bought loudribs.com – something you are no doubt aware of as you’re already here – and intend to make it the loudribsiest outpost of all the internet. And what does this mean for you, oh Bog Standard Punter? Well, from now […]

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