Category: News

Colouring For Covid Kids

You’re bored, your kids are bored and my livelihood’s just been absolutely kicked in the bollocks by COVID-19. The solution? This splendid downloadable 18 sheet colouring-in book featuring: Some of fave Rubbish Seaside scuffers! Morrissey in a kebab shop! A dog having a poo! Way more weird Richard Madeley content than is healthy! On top […]

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Zing! The Gloves Are Off!

Exciting developments here at Rubbish Seaside HQ! It appears that the Exmouth poster I released last month so thoroughly boiled the piss of a local artist that she only went and painted her own searing riposte – ouch! Well, so moved was I by her dedication that I’ve only gone and returned the favour. Sally […]

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No, YOU get a new hobby…

When not dragging the good name of the British seaside through the mud, I like nothing better than to relentless hound Leeds Corn Exchange on social media – a gentle art that I like to think I’ve developed a certain proficiency in. The roots of this conflict are a horrific tangle of many complex, interlocking […]

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Low-Effort Trends for 2017

I’ve had a super-hectic few months where I’ve not really been able to get any work done, but today I actually managed to put in a few hours in front of the ‘putor. So I must have used this time to do something worthwhile, right? Nah – I thought it would be more fun to […]

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As the nation seems hellbent on visiting the coast in ‘summer’ for the purposes of ‘fun’, I find myself having to offer discounts on my nautical tat in order to remind you of the seaside’s true nature. With that in mind, all Rubbish Seaside products on this site are now 10% cheaper than usual. Hurry […]

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It’s Alive!

Great excite, everyone! After years of faffing about and procrastinating, I’ve finally gone and bought – something you are no doubt aware of as you’re already here – and intend to make it the loudribsiest outpost of all the internet. And what does this mean for you, oh Bog Standard Punter? Well, from now […]

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